The Greensill Leaderboard:
Formerly the DMV Leaderboard, it was quite aptly renamed the Greensill after the record holding player who DMVed the most. DMV stands for draining the main vein – taking a leak on the golf course. It used to be punishable by a half beer fine, now it is rewarded by a quarter beer gift from the tour. After all men are supposed to pee on the course right?
This is the all time Greensill Leaderboard
| Player | A Greensill |
| Gareth Greensill | 78 |
| Chris | 19 |
| Ryan H | 11 |
| Chad | 8 |
| Damian | 7 |
| Denzil | 7 |
| Bernie | 6 |
| Chip | 6 |
| Grant | 6 |
| Andy V | 5 |
| Tarquin | 5* |
| Andy H | 4 |
| Mills | 4 |
| Rich | 4 |
| Dwain | 3 |
| Neil | 3 |
| Nick | 3 |
| Waza | 3 |
| Mike M | 2 |
| Marcel | 2 |
| Jason | 1 |
| Ian | 1 |
| Wayne | 1 |
| Trevor | 1 |
| Jenny | – |
| Richard Lay | – |
* represents a player who had to leave a round of golf to visit a toilet for a “number 2”..