Handicap Index (August 2019)
Favourite Course played on SOS
Favourite Course played Anywhere
Bucket List Golf Course (yet to play)
3 Wood Ping G25
Nike SQ MachSpeed
Cleveland CG Reds
Cleveland CG16 52• and TaylorMade Rac 56•
Cleveland BRZ 2 Mallet Putter
Favourite Club in the bag
Strength in your game
Weakness in your game
What you love about Golf
Playing great course with the lads
What you love about SOS *
A bunch of quality players on SOS and a bunch of quality hooligans at fines.
What SOS has to Say about Dwain 2019
Brings some colour to the tour, with his floral shirts and impeccable dress sense.
The Panda Golf Shot: a little fat, but it works
A player on the course, and a player offbwahahahaha no not really.
D-dubs, Brown Alfred, loves to lol. Loves Kelsey…
Pantinni needs for brill cream and some aftershave to pick up more of moffies
Get a girlfriend already
The most well know golfer on moregolf, bra
Rox’s greatest expense!
Biggest ringer on tour.
Scores on SOS 74, 75, 76… Scores at Huddle with Jenny 84, 85, 86
Starting to carry a Weber. Looks shit
1 of 2 good things to come out of Mexico – snnniiifff
Wanted to win SOS so much he didn’t have sex for a year. Making it 5 years in a row.
Is more likely to find his way into the PGA than into a heterosexual relationship
What the Tour said about Dwain Margro in 2013:
“Dwain “The Panda” Margo, always up for a laugh”
“Joker and proper face of the future Saffa race candidate. Also a stand up bloke in need of official tour apparel. Along with Nick, a huge admirer of golf course botany.”
“The token Tiger Woods of the tour”
“Dwain Margro still owes us beers for his comp round at CCJ. “
“ Plays with a high degree of confidence and gamesmanship.”
“Tour’s token darkie, although he never acts like one. From what I’ve seen, a legend.”
“Awe Dwain, our only bra on tour, ek se!”
“Our BEE contingent, fiercely fighting to be our next chairman”
“What a legend, filled in the course co-ordinator during the current chairman’s mismanagement of the tour!”
“Apparently work is more important than golf”