14 February 1985
Handicap Index (August 2019)
Modderfontein Golf Club
Favourite Course played on SOS
Pretoria Country Club
Favourite Course played Anywhere
Pezula Championship Course
Bucket List Golf Course (yet to play)
TaylorMade Burner 3W
Titleist SM6 60 degree Nike SV 56 degree; Cleveland 588 52 degree
Titleist Pro V1
Favourite Club in the bag
Strength in your game
Weakness in your game
Chipping around the green
What you love about Golf
You can always do better! The mates on and off the course.
What you love about SOS *
Great bunch of lads! Always a laugh! Love smacking a few beers with them.
What SOS say about Bernie in 2019
Probably the worst looks on tour
Ringing piece of shit. Never fails to shoot 10 over the handicap when he ISN’T playing SOS
I can’t roast him. There’s been too much of that in his history.
RINGER! Never chokes on SOS, unless it’s on a cock
Everyone’s favorite hebrewligan.
The Bernie Golf Shot: a very fat shot, that expect a bad result from, but end up with a winner
Expert at handicap management.
Great guy. Snores far too loudly. It’s very inconsiderate. Actually a bit of a kent.
All I can say is ringing skunk
Better chairman than Murphy but still needs work
Really hope he doesn’t lose and have to shave again… not a good sight!
No one is wants him and to win a third, but we Want Jason to shave, so GO BERNIE
Can find Norwood like a homing pigeon finds its nest
Best chairman yet! This year will see unprecedented profits through the accounts!
Can count his Shekels with laser precision but can’t seem to enter his scores correctly
What the Tour says about him:
“Crushes those drives, looking for longer courses for this guy”
“Closet survivalist, Tee Box Bomber, all round nice Jew and odds-on favourite for this year’s main title”
“One of the funniest guys on tour, but also a complete savage. Enjoy playing with this clown!”
“Our favourite Jew on tour. Wait he’s the only Jew on tour!”
“Always competitive and holds his own skills and talent in high regard.”
“Bernie Mac, the funniest man on S.O.S”
“I didn’t know Jews could hit a ball that hard?”
“The Jew claw is strong with this one, hence, his tight grip on golf. Lekker to have beers with… anywhere, anytime”
“Drives the ball like its a Gestapo hand grenade”
“Best Jewish Golfer on Tour”
“Drives for show”