Kyle Van As

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Name

Kyle Van As

Birthday

24 August 1989

Nickname(s)

Smurf

Handicap Index (August 2019)

7.4

Home Club

RJK

Favourite Course played on SOS

RJK

Favourite Course played Anywhere

Kingsbarns

Bucket List Golf Course (yet to play)

Pebble beach

Driver

Cobra

Woods

Cobra

Hybrids/Utilities

Callaway

Irons

Cleveland

Wedges

Titleist

Putter

Oddesy

Preferred Ball

Bridgestone

Favourite Club in the bag

Driver

Strength in your game

Long game

Weakness in your game

Pitching

What you love about Golf

6 hours with your mates

What you love about SOS *

Great bunch of guys (except you Marcel)

What SOS have to say about Kyle in 2019:

A bit of a cunt

Van ASSHOLE

Almost a big a kent as Fwag.

This oke is his own best friend

Ups the SOS BEE rating with a valid employment equity policy

This guy think he’s the shit.

Only a few more waist centimeters away from Buddhism

Ringer!

Is a massive wanker

He kissed a girl at the Keg – we have photo evidence. It’s hard to see, but you can see

New job pays in Happy Meals.

The Van As Golf Shot: horrible little 5 footer

That weber he carries really helps get weight behind a drive.

Just waiting for him to come out of the closet – have money on him

Rates himself as a golfer. Would rather have Patrick reed in my four ball than van ass and I hate reed