Marcel Du Plessis
Marcunt, Marpoes, Marsehole
Handicap Index (August 2019)
The Home Of Golf – Parkview
Favourite Course played on SOS
Favourite Course played Anywhere
Bucket List Golf Course (yet to play)
Augusta, Pinnacle Point, Fancourt, Leopard Creek
3w Calaway XR
Cleveland RTX 60
Cleveland Huntington Beach Blade
Marcel Du Plessis in Action at Benoni
Favourite Club in the bag
Driver & Pitching wedge
Strength in your game
Weakness in your game
What you love about Golf
Beating Tarquin every time
What you love about SOS *
Everything. Whats not to love?
What SOS say About Marcel in 2019
Sex offender. Sloppy shitter. Terrible Human.
Shat on more golf courses than anyone else on tour. Any tour. Ever.
The Marcel Golf Shot: swinging both ways and just touches the hole
Wear your chastity belt around this person.
Going to shit on his pillow on tour
Not enough space to roast!!
Ugliest looking sack of shit on SOS
Once saw a video of a guy eating his own poo. It was Marcel
Not your typical accountant!
60% of his front teeth, 40% of a golf swing, 25% bowl control, 0% of sos like him
Lord Poopy pants
The only hole he is desperate to play is Andy’s
Is a national treasure – his gums are the only South African artefact visible from space
Duifie duif… Wants to birdie every hole, especially Andy’s.
How does a mother actually love a man like this yet alone gave birth to him
What the Tour says about him 2015:
“Ha ha ha, stop please, too many words for our Chairman”
“Marsehole! Current SOS™ Tour Chairman: Thank goodness his reign of terror is nearly at an end. Mastermind behind the format and that’s about all the credit he’ll be getting from me. Thanks Doos.”
“Mr. Unreliable Cheater”
“Playa Hating Cheating Chairman”
“The best wood Marcel has in his bag is his pencil!!”
“DJ Crackle has so much potential to become a scratch golfer, but sometimes his 5 year old mind gets the best of him.”
“Raging Playa Hater”
“He is possibly one of the most well mannered, caring, outgoing, loved people I have met. He will go out of his way to help anyone and always has their back. PAUSE NOT!!!! He is a c*nt, and my life is worse off for having met him.”
“What a man! Simply the best! Great guy!”
“Worst chairman ever. But he does have the most fines ever”
“Is a Cheetah”