30 March 1986
Spunce Spuncebob Kev
Handicap Index (August 2019)
The Mighty Drakensburg Gardens
Favourite Course played on SOS
Favourite Course played Anywhere
The Old Course at St Andrews
Bucket List Golf Course (yet to play)
Srixon Soft Feel
Favourite Club in the bag
Strength in your game
Weakness in your game
What you love about Golf
Time out with the lads
What you love about SOS
The way people give each other shit and no one takes it personally – except Marlin
What SOS says about Greg in 2019:
Has a hot wife
Running was the key to his success for being angry.
A better runner than golfer… Better golfer than human being
So angry. So so angry.
Quits golf to run – meh
Every holes a goal, if it’s regulation size.
The Spunce Golf Shot: an ugly runner
Has a competitive streak.
The angriest man on tour… He’s actually just really unlucky, and a bit of a kevin.
dont know how he actually can win at anything in life but he actually manages to bypass the system – funny guy
Runs like a poes. Is a poes
Stick to running chom!
The Kilfoil Golf Shot: a runner, but not a great runner, one of those cuntish ones that goes into the bushes.
Most unlucky golfer on regulation courses
I fear for his wife’s safety on the day his wife’s bosom is no longer regulation size!
Is the angriest man to play golf since Al-Qaeda’s team-building putt-putt round of 2002