Greg Schluep
Birthday
29 November 1984
Nickname(s)
Stoopid
Handicap Index (August 2019)
8.8
Home Club
Benoni country club
Favourite Course played on SOS
Glendower
Favourite Course played Anywhere
Umdoni park
Bucket List Golf Course (yet to play)
Leopard creek
Driver
Titliest
Woods
Titliest
Hybrids/Utilities
Cobra
Irons
Titliest
Wedges
Vokey
Putter
Odyssey
Preferred Ball
Bridgestone
Favourite Club in the bag
5 iron
Strength in your game
None
Weakness in your game
All of it
What you love about Golf
The banter
What you love about SOS *
The continuous motivation of sos players to find the new limits of alcohol abuse and personnel mental toughness.
What SOS says about Greg in 2019
Needs to use better sun cream
When he always asks, where must he pay for his green fees.
I call BULLSHIT on this guy
The Willem Dafoe of SOS. Looks wise.
Strap him to a polygraph
Models his hairstyle on the love child of Donald Trump and Boris Johnson.
The Schloop Golf Shot: lots of promise, not a great result
Better at fishing.
Schluep a loop.
vape vape vape and more vape – how the f can you catch fish when the bait is also vaped
Always looks like he just got out of bed
Gives Dale handjobs when sharing a vape
Plays with a hook in both his favoured sports!
He would absolutely stand next to you in a urinal in a public toilet. Looking at your cock
If a ball give you attitude, slap it like its hard!
Tells more tales than Walt Disney drives about as far as he casts