28 July 1984
Handicap Index (August 2019)
Favourite Course played on SOS
Favourite Course played Anywhere
Bucket List Golf Course (yet to play)
Nike Coovert 2.0
Taylormade Burner 3.0
Callaway Mac Daddy 4.0
Favourite Club in the bag
Strength in your game
Weakness in your game
What you love about Golf
What you love about SOS *
Just love SOS full stop, great lads
What SOS says about Brett
Divorced and bald
Where is that guy?!
Does not have a nice dick. Slightly spastic, but we all have a soft spot for special needs kids
Ginger man with a purple headed yoghurt slinger.
Hits his ball in the rough so that he can go talk to the animals. They talk back, apparently.
The Brett Golf Shot: When you do everything right and it’s still fucked and you can’t make sense of it
Genuinely nice guy, great with numbers.
aw bru, just takes the piss out it
Doesn’t make any sense
Has bum funnels for breakfast
Beaten him at golf – been beaten off by his sister
The only Ginger with Squidward in his pants
The Darwin awards are waiting for this guy!
Is most likely to die prematurely with his own finger up his ass