Gareth Greensill:
Name Gareth
Birthday 07/06/1983
Nicknames Hulk, Gaza, C-Pisskit
Official Handicap 11
Home Course N/A
Favourite Course on SOS Golf Tour Elements
Favourite Course on TV Doral “Blue Monster”
Favourite Course anywhere you’ve played Prince’s Grant
Driver Cleveland Classic XL
Woods/Hybrids Taylormade Burner Superfast
Irons Cobra Amp Cell 4-PW, Cleveland GW, SW and LW
Putter Taylormade “Daddy Long Legs”
Favourite Club Lob Wedge
Strength in your game Short Irons and pitching
Weakness in your game Getting off the teebox
Best finish on Tour 2012 winner
What you love about golf Even a shit days golf is better than a good day at the office.
What the Tour said about him in 2013:
“Excellent all round golfer, makes it look all too easy. Oh, and he shaves his calves.”
“Another of the silent assassins, yet “Isaacs” as he is affectionately known is substantially less peaceful after a few lagers have toured his system. Sharp wit, and a sharper golf game make him both a fan and player’s favourite on The SOS™ Golf Tour. If he is unlucky not to win it this year, he’ll just have to wait his turn safe in the knowledge that he is a shoe-in for Player’s Player of the Year”
“ The guy with the green shorts”
“The pro amongst the paupers. The silent assassin”
“swings easier than Ernie”
“Plays a sound game of golf.”
“A machine golfer (makes the game look ridiculously easy). Can’t play a round of golf without farting on the tee box, whether it be on his back swing or others. And can’t go a round without pissing on the course either.”
“The Green shorts that makes him play well, hence the green in his surname”
“The tour’s own iron man….. And the biggest ringer of all!”
“the easiest swing this side of Earnie (Ernie cos I can’t spell)”
“Puts in no effort yet he wins”