Name
David Martin
Birthday
16 October 1981
Nickname(s)
Smarty
Handicap Index (August 2019)
11.3
Home Club
Drakensberg Gardens
Favourite Course played on SOS
Simola
Favourite Course played Anywhere
Simola
Bucket List Golf Course (yet to play)
Augusta National
Driver
Callaway X Hot
Woods
Callaway
Hybrids/Utilities
Adams
Irons
Adams S Line
Wedges
Adams
Putter
Odyssey
Preferred Ball
AD333
Favourite Club in the bag
Driver
Strength in your game
Keeping score
Weakness in your game
Putting
What you love about Golf
Best stadiums in the world
What you love about SOS *
There’s always someone worse than me on tour
What SOS has to say about Dave in 2019:
Quit in terrentino
Don’t know if I can forgive that one line in his poem… Dog boxed me for life
Sos’s very on Willy Shake a spear. And that hair is just so silky smooth.
World’s best poet! If only he could play golf that well
The guy that writes the lyrics for Glee. When he should be practicing his golf.
The Smarty Golf Shot: So smooth, so good looking, but very fucking short
Looks great in a superman bikini.
The Sos scribe! Plays with ladies clubs due to his limited upper body strength.
The poet of sos this man will make laugh till your caddy even pisses in his own pants from laughter
Also punching
Knows a lot of things. How to be a rad guy is not one of them.
Bent – but at least his Shady Acres driver is straight!
I think there be very little said about Dave that’s too negative. So I’m going to leave a: he’s a skinny cunt right here
The only guy on tour with a voice that compliments his baby blue pants
Martin, author of the greatest Ode in history and Game of Thrones! Believes in you