Jenny Chris Williams
Name
Chris Williams
Birthday
Nickname(s)
Jenny
Handicap Index (August 2019)
18.5
Home Club
Huddle Park
Favourite Course played on SOS
Simola
Favourite Course played Anywhere
Gary Player
Bucket List Golf Course (yet to play)
St Francis Links
Driver
Srixon 565
Woods
Srixon i65 3 & 5 woods
Hybrids/Utilities
None
Irons
Srixon i350
Wedges
Cleveland
Putter
TaylorMade
Preferred Ball
Tailormade or Mizuno
Favourite Club in the bag
6 iron
Strength in your game
I go to all the fines meetings
Weakness in your game
Absolutely none at all
What you love about Golf
That 1 shot per round that makes me play again and not chuck the clubs away
What you love about SOS *
Amazing bunch of lads that are can flick a cloth on my belly with incredible accuracy
What SOS has to say about Jenny:
2019:
Classic Panty Raider! Damn autocorrect! *Pantry Raider
Who is this? Jenny? Stick to radio mate…
Really misses Chad
Your uncle in the alcohol business
The only golfer whose belly is wider than his slice!
The only entrepreneur to eat all his profits
A man of contradiction. The only man to play golf 3 times a week and gradually get worse at it.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 – that’s how you count – not one, two skip a few!
Host at the Home of SOS. Loves giving you free stuff, especially if it’s Amarula in beer.
The Jenny Golf Shot: when it’s so fat you just don’t count it
Chris is so ginger, shoe shops are not willing to sell him shoes
Who the fuck is Chris Williams – although we do love the fat ginger glazed carrot called Jenny
Future my 600lb life participant, but if you could cook like that you would be too.
Don’t make bar
just class – world class fader
His so fat, I tried swerving out of the way when he crossed the road but ran out of petrol
2015:
Everybody’s friend! He owns a pub ffs!What the Tour has to say about Jenny:
The SOS would not be the same without this man and his ability to provide us with a home!
Hating a 100000000000% return on investment from the first free sushi platter he dished out at an SOS fines meeting.
Better man, becoming a better golfer, best publican in the WORLD.
Box! Box! Box! Box! Box! Box! Box! – Jenny Chris Williams is an SOS hero.