Name
Brett Rogers
Birthday
28 July 1984
Nickname(s)
Dirty Brett
Handicap Index (August 2019)
19
Home Club
Champagne Castle
Favourite Course played on SOS
Benoni
Favourite Course played Anywhere
Pezula
Bucket List Golf Course (yet to play)
Glen Eagles
Driver
Callaway Black
Woods
None
Hybrids/Utilities
Nike Coovert 2.0
Irons
Taylormade Burner 3.0
Wedges
Callaway Mac Daddy 4.0
Putter
Scotty Cameron
Preferred Ball
Any ball
Favourite Club in the bag
8 Iron
Strength in your game
135 meters
Weakness in your game
Golf
What you love about Golf
The Game
What you love about SOS *
Just love SOS full stop, great lads
What SOS says about Brett
Divorced and bald
Where is that guy?!
Does not have a nice dick. Slightly spastic, but we all have a soft spot for special needs kids
Ginger man with a purple headed yoghurt slinger.
Hits his ball in the rough so that he can go talk to the animals. They talk back, apparently.
The Brett Golf Shot: When you do everything right and it’s still fucked and you can’t make sense of it
Nice dick.
Genuinely nice guy, great with numbers.
aw bru, just takes the piss out it
Doesn’t make any sense
Has bum funnels for breakfast
Beaten him at golf – been beaten off by his sister
No rugrats
The only Ginger with Squidward in his pants
The Darwin awards are waiting for this guy!
Is most likely to die prematurely with his own finger up his ass