15 August 1984
Handicap Index (August 2019)
Favourite Course played on SOS
Favourite Course played Anywhere
Bucket List Golf Course (yet to play)
My mom’s Pings
Favourite Club in the bag
Strength in your game
Weakness in your game
What you love about Golf
One good shot will keep you coming back
What you love about SOS *
Non stop laughing
What the Tour says about Ryan 2019:
Like Matt McNulty – can’t deliver on the family pedigree. Smallest legs in the world and on top of it all, he is using his MOM’s golf clubs!
Still plays with lady clubs
Simplest man you can find, all he need is his daily plick and Creme Soda
Thanks you for supporting him in his quest to become a functioning member of society
If he changed his ladies Ping irons to a Jnr golf set, I’m sure he’ll be breaking 80 more often.
Stop using your mom’s clubs
Legs so thin his socks are made by golf pride.
The Pseun Golf Shot: a shot that stops perfectly on the ladies tee box – where is clubs should be used
Will put a penis in your mouth.
Marriage material for any guy but women should not marry him
Usually comes last, except in bed
Very special guy, looks Afrikaans.
Curious as to what he put down as his handicap on his personal questionnaire
This poor guy takes a lot of flak. He can’t help that he was born a stupid fuck.
What the Tour says about Ryan 2015:
“Ryan Hendry is a funny guy, I laughed the whole round at lost city.”
“Ryan is what golf is about, learn, get better and keep playing, even when you think it won’t get better. Because in the end it will…”