Kyle Van As
24 August 1989
Handicap Index (August 2019)
Favourite Course played on SOS
Favourite Course played Anywhere
Bucket List Golf Course (yet to play)
Favourite Club in the bag
Strength in your game
Weakness in your game
What you love about Golf
6 hours with your mates
What you love about SOS *
Great bunch of guys (except you Marcel)
What SOS have to say about Kyle in 2019:
A bit of a cunt
Almost a big a kent as Fwag.
This oke is his own best friend
Ups the SOS BEE rating with a valid employment equity policy
This guy think he’s the shit.
Only a few more waist centimeters away from Buddhism
Is a massive wanker
He kissed a girl at the Keg – we have photo evidence. It’s hard to see, but you can see
New job pays in Happy Meals.
The Van As Golf Shot: horrible little 5 footer
That weber he carries really helps get weight behind a drive.
Just waiting for him to come out of the closet – have money on him
Rates himself as a golfer. Would rather have Patrick reed in my four ball than van ass and I hate reed