Chris Caalsen

Chris Caalsen

Chris Caalsen - Chris Peacock Caalsen

Chris Caalsen – Chris Peacock Caalsen

Date of Birth:

17 January 1984.


Caalsen, Stoffel, Parrot, Peacock


Can’t say no – to anything! Other than that, 18 – Unofficial (need 7 more games before I get an official).

Tour Handicap:

As per above.

Home Course:


Favourite Course on Tour:

Only played one, so Glendower I guess.

Favourite Course on TV:

TPC Sawgrass.

Favourite Course Played Anywhere:



9.5° Taylor Made Burner.


Taylor Made RAC.


Taylor Made (Not sure on specifics).


Chris Caalsen uses a "special" driver

Chris Caalsen uses a “special” driver.



Favoured Balls:

Any I can buy from the side of the road.

Favourite Club:

6 iron.

Strength in His Game:

Mid iron approaches.

Weakness In His Game:

Chipping and driving.

What he loves about Golf:

What’s not to love about golf?… mates, drinking, nature..nuff said

What the Tour has had to say about Chris Caalsen:

Chris is unable to have a conversation without repeating something someone else has already said. Chris is under the impression that every inhabitant of the earth is deaf… he needs to cock his head to the side and be approximately 1.5cm from your ear in order to converse. He is the tour parrot.

A great guy and great golfer to have on the tour. Ring Caalson is eager to learn, humble in his abilities and always willing to console a partner after a poor shot. Knows how to enjoy the game like no one else on tour by constantly reminding you that you’re on the course, with friends, having a blast, no matter the outcome. Definitely a player I would pick in my fourball.

Can’t do a one handed push up to save his life! But his parrot impersonations are pretty good.

Not right upstairs.

Got owned by the floor, best work on the one handed push-ups for 2014.

The second member of SOS dynamic synchronized swimming duo whose gym routine consists of the elusive forehead pushups. Unfortunately he has had no noticeable achievements due to his constant desire to hang around on the shoulders of others.

Caalssssssssen, think he might have been punched in the head to hard by a boxer, whom we wont name. As a result, he is an off the wall party animal. Usually finds his name near where he left his clothes.

Likes to eat floor tiles directly after one arm push up’s…

Hoola Hoop of personal space please…

Worst one handed pusher-upperer ever!!

Loves the snot shots! Turns everything into a bogey very quickly!

Rincaals still has the award for the most drunk SOS player and will most probably keep that title forever.

We can only have one parrot around.

I know he’s very proud of his Nazi heritage.